ow are you? You look awfully nice today. Maybe don't wear a bra next time... No, I was talking to you. No, not her. I don't know her name. What is it? Lanolin? Lanolin? Like sheep's wool? I am gonna straight-up murder your ass. Ron Burgundy: [doing voice exercises] The arsonists feet were oddly shaped. Today we spell "redemption"... R-O-N. Anchor man is the fucking bombdigity!!! My wife KILLED my dog! THATS HORRIBLE IIT Bombay student Anupam Biswas 5th sem. Mechanical Engg is suffering from Colukabki (caused due to excessive nabad and depression) a disease very rarely found (3 in a billion). His condition is very pathetic and the treatment is very expensive, obviously his parents are not able to afford his treatment. Orkut has agreed to pay 1 paisa after each time this message is forward. So please pass to all ur friends. please i request you to pass it to as many people as u can and lets try to save someone's life. I request please do not ignore this. It will take < 1 min from ur life to help saving someone's life man economics class is hard I am so ready to get high I can't even think DC CHALU NAHI HAI Whatever it is that you want to read. they wear a porcelain crown well never hard of a fire breathing ant, moth eaten runners? ya i've no criticisms to make, how absurd. Have you the brain worms? the dog and pony show gets a bad rap, i enjoyed it opinions mean nothing, really. the reality means everything, even if i don't get it i'll light a smoke in your honor your honor shut up and speak your mind i love audits what do you get if you cross a cat and a dog?...another lame punchline I put a few $100 bills inside page 324 and 325 of a book about the Canary Islands. It's in the Baltimore Public Library. high above the highest heights i've never been, nor do i wanna go, i wanna crawl on my belly till the sun don't shine and mop up my druthers with eagle nest feathers, and all for the love of a dame 230 N Main St. North Baltimore, OH 45872 and to think i once ruled a sheet of blank paper... they said nothing good ever came out of baltimore...they always did lie may I please examine your proboscis Barack Obama is a great speaker i dont wanna beat them, i dont wanna join them either, i dont want nothin' to do with them at all www. financialnut .com your diligent efforts will be rewarded with ignorance...congrats it's implanting dreams in my mind that are running from me up flights of stairs covered in tree sap and anger i bring tidings of useless ness, neither to fulfil nor destroy sing me a song and i'll sit on your knee, and we'll order some drinks and pretend frogs have wings it's less than shit, and nothing like eating frogs wings would make for a colorful soup, dont know if i would eat it though a song would maybe work why must the clocks swell and spill their vomit upon our streets minute hand is accusing me of a crime I never commited stupid, i am not jealous of you
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maybe loved you once
but never twice a new form of blading is where all the wheels are removed, and being towed by a toady Type here whatever you want, quick and without thinking the most sacred of rivers is filled with shit, piss, and corpses, give me an old man is whispering the word rice, but i'm afraid the roof of my house will blow away, and sunday is plotting revenge against friday charles bukowski painted my green wagon red, and I use this to transport melons from the market the man in the moon is a fucking fool...and he looks like jackie gleason for some reason and when he sweats and gives off his foul odor, comets change their paths its all about time, eh? i have no time for that, my cereal is getting cold and i like it hot, so what if i want raisons instead of almonds? cant i have the almonds later? theres plenty of time to spend eating them strangle the proboscis. hug its fat girth until it cries out the coordinates of the rebel base rage against the mind bobby is teething, and the drums are on vacation who wants to work for gold? the rains wash away all smells that reek, and leave behind pleasant ones rubber band symphony insults our shoes, but nobody notices Ask not for whom the bell tolls. Bukowski rocks! thud on the baskets of remembrance, this too shall pass holmes im gonna go buy a bucket and set it free if China has an attic, i'll be there by midnight i'll ride into the office on a leather draped aardvark and demand justice for my hamburger most places dont want people asdf i'm not that angry, and that really pisses me off. the breeding ground of paranoias is littered with dandylion stems that only god can see

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