I am gonna straight-up murder your ass.
Ron Burgundy: [doing voice exercises] The arsonists feet were oddly shaped.
Today we spell "redemption"... R-O-N.
Anchor man is the fucking bombdigity!!!
My wife KILLED my dog!
THATS HORRIBLE
IIT Bombay student Anupam Biswas 5th sem. Mechanical Engg is suffering from Colukabki (caused due to excessive nabad and depression) a disease very rarely found (3 in a billion). His condition is very pathetic and the treatment is very expensive, obviously his parents are not able to afford his treatment. Orkut has agreed to pay 1 paisa after each time this message is forward. So please pass to all ur friends. please i request you to pass it to as many people as u can and lets try to save someone's life. I request please do not ignore this. It will take < 1 min from ur life to help saving someone's life
man economics class is hard
I am so ready to get high I can't even think
DC CHALU NAHI HAI
Whatever it is that you want to read.
they wear a porcelain crown well
never hard of a fire breathing ant, moth eaten runners? ya
i've no criticisms to make, how absurd.
Have you the brain worms?
the dog and pony show gets a bad rap, i enjoyed it
opinions mean nothing, really. the reality means everything, even if i don't get it
i'll light a smoke in your honor your honor
shut up and speak your mind
i love audits
what do you get if you cross a cat and a dog?...another lame punchline