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I think I can act... Maybe I can find a way to put it to good use. Been friends with you for a long time, Mike. A very long time, but I should have known I couldn't trust you. Shannon... You really disappoint me. Mike, Shannon... Fuck you both. See, you both broke my trust. The one thing I told you both not to do, the one thing I shouldn't HAVE to tell you not to do just out of common motherfucking respect. LOLZ BULLETPROOF I could use some hot sex.. Cut the poop shit, please. Dildoooo Oh, you know when its over when you can't stop fighting. Do you think maybe that could be the reason itself? Oh, lies just to get in your pants, you say? It's because most little boys don't have the balls to be upfront and honest. It's not hard to understand. I want to make a t-shirt that says, "The World is My Ashtray." I am win. No, dumbass. I'm making doodie. And I, after a year and five months, finally let her go. I am the protagonist. lol. HEY BUDDY! LET'S MAKE DECISIONS! You down? I'll be honest. I'm pretty miserable for no real reason. I guess I'm entering that great time that happens every so often where I just fucking sit around and mope. You can't be hated because it doesn't run parallel with martyrdom. bangbang. No one plays tony hawk for the computer. You lose. I did. Yeah, I'm talking about your girlfriend. I'd love nothing more than to pull that girl's hair once more, and have her dig her nails into my back. YEAH DRUNJ AND PUKING Yay sex! Because accounts are fun? Yeah. Some of you should get an account. You girls are so funny. The right thing is subjective. I'm too good for that bullshit. Know what... Fuck her. I told her what was going down and she doesn't even tell me that she changed it day of? Ehh... no. Sexpornman! yay sexytime. I've been busy, sorry for not writing guys. argabah ISH, you're not heartless. Intelligent people often seem that way. wanting to drift from one group of friends is pretty normal in my opinion. It's like why people get divorces. They change. ISH, you kill me. :P Hun... Bad news. I work at a porn store. lol. Oh noes. I guess I'll have to bust out the old "FAIL" stamp again. FASCINATES! I spelled wrongly. D: Yup. Because I'm the best kisser you never had. :O
Furthermore, your endless self dissection facinates me. ISH, I think you may fast become one of my favorite peoples here. ...MARRY ME! Did you know... Those in the field of psychotherapy aren't allowed to probe themselves for that very reason? I know a lot of people out of high school that should spend a few extra years away from the general public because they're either maladjusted or just borderline psychotic. I'm sick too, and I'm the goddamn protagonist. I demand entertainment! You went downhill really fast. HOLY SHIT! I had one of my posts favorited. It's probably one of the best accomplishments of my life. lolz. Righto. G'night then. Alright. Take care then. Any way we can keep this conversation going at a later time? I just need to say, it's nice to watch a relationship begin in a similar way to how my best one did. That's good! Sorry I'm being a therapist, here. Is there good raw chemistry to work with? Is he nervous? So what's your problem, Rose? Heh... Baby steps. And to the rest of the WS community, COMMUNICATE, PEOPLE! I was a bit of a tough nut to crack. Too many vanilla ex girlfriends that didn't know how to take charge or even say what they wanted. The last one is a biggie. lol. I'm not exactly sure what you're keeping in mind, but if I said it, it must be good. :P Open mindedness is a must. Beyond that, I was a good boyfriend. I let her know she was valuable, I was sweet, she was sweet and we had amazing chemistry. Learning was both enlightening and frustrating... I don't think I'd have the patience with someone that isn't open minded. Try teaching someone bondage and how to be rough. My ex had to teach me. After about a year I got it down really well. Lol. Rose, you're my new buddy. Brb. I think I need lemon juice. Oh yeah. Influence is a better word. Without a spark of individuality there can be no growth. Over meaning, i'll get the glazed over puppy-dog eyes that just say "Please kiss me... Hold me... I want to know you." The following actions usually say, "I want to show you." I don't like inexperienced women anymore either. She'd have to be really worth a lot of time and effort for me to mold her into my counterpart. lolz. Yeah. Many of you straight edge stiffs need to get over the stigma of weed. It'll greatly enhance your sex life. Har har. I'm glad the belt thing shocked at least one person. Earlier today, I thought of the time we were in the mall parking lot and I had my belt around your neck. That mischievous smile you gave me when I initially took it off was ridiculously hot. Too bad those days are over now. Hey, this page isn't loaded with ads! Like half of us here, I hate myself. Haha, I love it when fuck buddies come on here only to say "oh noes! I thinks I'm falling in loves with my booty call! Eep! nJuels. It appears we are enemies. I am the protagonist. The best things in life are sex. Pie. I sincerely hate my friends. Today, I feel like clawing out of my skin. I want to be a dancing mass of muscle tissue and bones. More. Beer. Oh, and by the way, "My Only Sunshine" ends badly. Read the fucking prose. When all of you happy, lovey-dovey douchebags are snatched back to reality because you get dumped, I'm going to laugh. When you "aren't feeling it anymore," I'm going to laugh at your partner's misery. I'm sick and disgusted with relationship based optimism. So, my job is cooler than yours. In an alternate universe I would have a 5 month old baby girl. Fuckydo. Down with paul. Paul's money... is not good here. I know Paul as well. He's not your type. Granted, I'd like to fuck my boss. Granted it's fun, but it sure as fuck isn't the best way to get ahead. Sex gets you babies. Babies make you lose money. Keep skipping class and wasting money! That's the way to get ahead in life, right? Yeah, it helps. I don't have a reason to be upset aside from fear of success. Lift from the knees! LOLZ, I called you munch. I apologize. Em D is pretty good, and I'm male. :P Ha. How old are you, buddy? Far above the world. Munch, you especially. Talk to me, folks. Major tom cannot hear you. It takes two to tango. Chemistry is a very fickle and powerful mistress. Well Munch, I feel you there. It's never that easy. You know, this is the only message board I can see myself posting on on a regular basis. No rhyme, no reason, just random. :D THIS IS MAH HOUSE! Are you a douchebagbot? Besides, she's exceptionally beautiful. Not porn-star beautiful, but more like Audry Hepburn beautiful. I don't know what to do with my life either! Is it better to have the choice of what to do with life or be forced into something we may or may not like? Being forced sure takes a lot of pressure off of us, eh? She called and asked to make out. I couldn't make it, so she found someone else. Then, a month later, a boyfriend. :( Damn. I just wanted to make out with her before she got another boyfriend. Oh well. It'll only burn twice as much when he/she dumps you. The truth is, I fucking hate myself and I'm jealous of my soon to be ivy-league-attending younger brother. Not because of where he's going, but because he actually gives a shit about his life. Then dump her. Is eating all of these fat burners going to catch up to me like Mrs. Goldfarb in Requiem for a dream? Requiem for a dream is quite the movie. I'll be spending V-day with a pretty girl that annoys the hell out of me whever she opens her mouth. She's ok and all, she's fun to be with, but there's no spark. I miss that spark. Love. It fucking hurts. When you heal, the part that made you want to love is scarred, and you never feel complete or right again.

you don't mold people though. you influence them, and they choose to mold themselves

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